jcreed found these great, Larsonesque cartoons by Alberto Montt. I thought it would be fun to translate some, so here is my attempt:

“Trust me, Prudencio. Since I discovered the missionary position, it’s changed my life.”
Flight Simulator
“I’m telling you this as a friend, Matías. Ever since you got that implant, it’s turning you into someone I don’t like.”
“Don’t argue with me, boy! If you don’t do better in English, you’ll never understand 99% of the advertising in this country!”
“Lamb again? Can’t someone ask these people to sacrifice a cow once in a while?”
“Yes, Roberta, we do have some things in common, but it’s not enough. Can’t you see that?”
Boredom… Ebola… Nuclear explosion… Sniper… Cancer… Earthquake… Animal attack… Slipping in the bath… Air disaster… Spin again… Car crash…
“What do you say we go back to my place and you give my tape a damned good rewinding?”
“I might have expected this from her. But you, Max? My best friend?”
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