Oh lawks!

We’re in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.”
— Blackadder

I just got stuck to a flypaper! It broke while I was pulling it open, so I just grabbed the end with my hand and finished opening it… then realised I was stuck to it! Man do not ever get that stuff on your hands because it is sticky as hell! It sticks to you like glue. Because it is!

I understand that stickiness is the very raisin d’être of flypaper, but really! Even after washing my hands and extensive brushing with a nail brush I am still sticking to everything I pick up. On the other hand I have now gained the ability to crawl across the walls and ceiling like Jeff Goldblum. Luckily the resemblance ends there and I do not have to sick on to things to dissolve them with my digestive juices, ekcetera.

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