Moon and planets

On the night of May 19th the Moon appeared to pass very close to Venus, it was a beautiful sight just after sunset. Unfortunately as the Moon was fairly new, it necessarily set not long after the Sun, and seen from the UK had not reached its closest approach before setting. This picture is from earlier on in the evening. The Moon is sneaking up on Venus, in preparation for giving it a wedgie.

Closer shot of the crescent Moon. Note how the low-angled morning light shows craters in deep shadow along the terminator. That is just an astronomickal term, there is not a killer robot from the future living on the Moon. Or at any rate if there is, it is not visible in this photo.

Jupiter is high and bright in the south at the moment, and I got this nice picture from my cosy living room with just the 200mm telephoto. It is no trick to be able to see Jupiter, as it is genuinely awesome in size, bigger than all the other planets put together, twice, and a bit more, but I was pleased to be able to see the four principal moons as well: from left to right, Callisto, Ganymede, Io and Europa.

If you looked at the Solar System from far away, you would conclude there was one main planet, Jupiter, plus some annoying specks. Jupiter has more moons than the Sun has planets (over 60 at last count), but then it acts like a giant Dyson, vacuuming up any asteroids and comets that wander too close, with no loss of suction! In 1994 the Shoemaker-Levy 9 comet hit Jupiter, creating an explosion about the size of the Earth, and seriously denting its no-claims bonus.

If you expose for its moons, Jupiter is just a bright blob, so here is a picture attempting to show detail of the planet itself. You can see its coloured bands and stripes, especially the large white equatorial zone. It is sometimes said that Jupiter is a failed star, and in Arthur C. Clarke’s novel 2010 it is turned into a star by some helpful people from a black monolith. This would be convenient for us here on Earth as it would provide valuable light to see by at night, and deter burglars. In reality though that would not happen, as Jupiter is a long way short of enough mass to kick-start nuclear fusion, but on the other hand if you have a giant black monolith you can do basically anything.

Hob nobbing with celebrities

It is funny how things work out as yesterday I was really cross due to missing the train by 0.001 microseconds, which is the smallest time that exists and is known as the Planck interval, because you feel like a planck for having to wait around for the maximum time for the next train.

But then I saw the actor Marc Warren! He was waiting for the tube at Finchley Centraal, just like me! So we obviously have a lot in common, except being an internationally famous top celebrity film and TV actor who is in a hit TV series with hott actress Jaime Murray. He looked just like a regular person eg he was tutting over the time to the next train, and texting on his mobile.

I always want to say something if I see celebrities eg “hello it is you off the telly isn’t it”, but fear this lacks originality. Paul Darrow wrote an autobiography called ‘You’re Him, Aren’t You?’ Ideally I would look coolly at him and say ‘Ah, Marc, how lovely to meet you. I’m a great follower of your stage work. Do let me know, won’t you, if you can come to my little cocktail gathering on Saturday. It’s just a few closely selected friends, eg Al Pacino, Harvey Weinstein, Helen Mirren ekcetera.’

Instead I would probably actually just go ‘TV BLOKE!!!’ right in his surprised face.

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