Montmorency the Clockwork Owl here

Hello I am standing in for keithlard today who is on holiday in historick Cornwall. I know there is a lot of you that likes to follow his adventures so here is an importint news update. It is very rainy in historick Cornwall today!

Keithlard went wandering around St Austell, Mevagissey, Fowey and Cornish Market World, getting wet and trying on clothes that did not fit because he is overweight. He says he does not mind though as he is getting a little bit thinner all the time due to some bikling, and taking only tiny, tiny bites of food at a time.

Also, Keithlard’s Theory of Slimming which says that food does not count if you eat it late at night. Or if you are drunk.

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