It's Friday!

Hello it is keithlard here with five exciting suggestions for celebrating Friday!

  1. Wear a ludicrous promotional chicken costume to work. Refuse to communicate other than by shrieking ‘Cluck, cluck!’ and pecking people with your enormous rubber beak. Occasionally produce eggs from a concealed pocket in your costume and deposit them in unlikely places.
  2. Change into a freakish mutant with super powers eg the man that catches fire from the Fantastic Four. Amaze your friends and colleagues by suddenly catching on fire during important meetings. This will also be convenient for delightful summer barbecues.
  3. Purloin office supplies and, working unobserved by night, use them to construct a giant clockwork owl with your own face, that can sit at your desk and cover for you during busy lunch hours. The owl could be named Montmorency.
  4. Develop the eldritch ability to control weather, and annoy your co-workers by creating small localised thunderstorms and showers near their desks. Escape the tedium of pointless conference calls by damaging the phone system with lightning.
  5. Using an ordinary high-energy particle supercollider, create a mini black hole and bring it to work with you in a Tupperware box. Pretend it is your lunch. A black hole makes an excellent place to keep your keys, wallet and mobile phone, as they cannot get lost due to the enormous gravitational field.

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