Hoot! Hoot!

The following is typed by Montmorency as is phoning in his copy via modern string telephone.

Well I got Jane an intresting present yesterday as I will reveal what it is later, but it is a special surprise. I did get a few funny looks as I was carrying it around at Cornish Market World though. If you do not know it is a special world in Cornwall where you have to pass through a dread portal, and enter a magickal fairyland of inexpensive toot!

So today I went to Trago Mills, which is also magickal, as it is massive and like Hogwarts Castle the stairs and departmints seem to keep rearranging themselves so you get lost. I bought the following, which is roughly typical of the type of things they have at Trago:

  • Paddling pool
  • Wind-up lemon

It is an oven timer really. But I have always wanted a lemon that you can twist it and it makes a buzzing noise after a pre-determined number of minutes has elapsed. I am thinking that maybe Jane will let me bring the paddling pool round to her garden when the weather is nice and we can sit in it wearing our finest beachwear and relaxing with a posh cocktail! And playing with a wind-up lemon.”

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