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Alberto Montt de nuevo

The party was going really well, until Aquiles served the margaritas.

Your place or mine?”

Here are the names. Remember, you’ve got to make it look like an accident.”

Curiosity killed the cat… and 17,453 bystanders.

It’s payback time, Dr Soto. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.”
“Shit.”

Happy… sad… thoughtful… wistful… tormented… angry… placid… melancholy. The expressive world of a Botox addict.

Polyphemus invents Velcro

Condensed milk

Here we go again. Every time we have an argument, you always react the same way.”

Más viñetas

Project, final version… final final draft… final final final… this is it… definitely the one… yes… finished project… project version 3… do not delete… the last… really the last… project version 5…

They told me at the shop he was a labrador, but by the time I realised, I’d already got fond of the little fellow!”

We did everything we could, but the short circuit was just too severe. We’ve had to disconnect your husband.”

After bringing balance to the Force and helping return peace to the Galaxy, Luke Skywalker decided to try his luck in the lucrative laser fat-removal business.

There are two kinds of people…

Where ‘mineral water’ really comes from

Forces for evil: baby seal-killers… traffickers in human organs… those who promise things and don’t deliver… people who play the Christmas music in supermarkets.

Frodo visits a pawnshop and puts all of Middle-Earth in danger.

Bad Idea

Food fight!”

Viñetas Alberto Montt

jcreed found these great, Larsonesque cartoons by Alberto Montt. I thought it would be fun to translate some, so here is my attempt:

Trust me, Prudencio. Since I discovered the missionary position, it’s changed my life.”

Flight Simulator

I’m telling you this as a friend, Matías. Ever since you got that implant, it’s turning you into someone I don’t like.”

Don’t argue with me, boy! If you don’t do better in English, you’ll never understand 99% of the advertising in this country!”

Lamb again? Can’t someone ask these people to sacrifice a cow once in a while?”

Yes, Roberta, we do have some things in common, but it’s not enough. Can’t you see that?”

Boredom… Ebola… Nuclear explosion… Sniper… Cancer… Earthquake… Animal attack… Slipping in the bath… Air disaster… Spin again… Car crash…

What do you say we go back to my place and you give my tape a damned good rewinding?”

I might have expected this from her. But you, Max? My best friend?”