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Haven’t you got better things to do?

Paging Dr House

30 January 2008

If I am sick, I definitely want Dr House looking after me. OK, he might mistakenly pump me full of deadly toxick drugs, or give me unnecessary brain surgery, but ultimately he would save me. Unless I was suffering from lupus as he is not very good at diagnosing that.

I think I would be quite good as a docktor, I suppose I am a computer docktor in a way. Except I do not get paid as much, and when my patients die I callously rip them open to harvest their organs. Just like real docktors. That is satire do not write in.

Also unlike House I have a great desk-side manner. “So what’s the trouble with the little fellow? Ah, don’t worry we’ll soon have him right *wiggles screwdriver reassuringly*. Now you might feel a little discomfort as I delete all your temporary internet files.”

Some intresting news

30 January 2008

It is not really, that was just to grab your attention. Still you are reading this, that is the true power of skilful copywriting.

I do not have that much to say in fact, I was meant to go on holliday but I had a problem with my back, so I had to stay at home and look after it. I have been mostly cooking and playing Enemy Territory: Quake Wars. It is a terrifying simulation of the brutality of real war, except normally you are not piloting an attack helicopter and firing laser guided rockets at aliens while sipping a delicious Burgundy. Unless you are in the French army.

I bought some extra RAM for Susan, so my girlfriend now has an expanded memory, which if unlike me you actually have a real girlfriend, is the last thing you want. Also, if anything goes wrong, I just put her to sleep and she forgets everything I’ve done! Which would be great in real life.

Saturday night is for lesbian videos

19 January 2008

Suggested viewing if you, like me, enjoy the hit show Berlin, Berlin. Luckily I was planning a night in anyway.