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18 December 2002

Things to be cheerful about:

  1. Nuts
  2. Jumpers
  3. Bach
  4. Mulligatawny
  5. Friday evenings
  6. Housemates
  7. James Bond movies
  8. My car
  9. Making bread
  10. The Two Towers
  11. Hiking
  12. Sunshine
  13. Dustbuster
  14. Massive phone
  15. Writing with a fountain pen
  16. Wine
  17. Yoga
  18. Penny Arcade
  19. keithlard.com
  20. The Black Project
  21. Saturday mornings
  22. Sunday mornings
  23. Baths
  24. Table-tennis
  25. Being up early by mistake
  26. Trees
  27. Sainsburys
  28. Books
  29. The name 'Keith'
  30. Playstation
  31. Compassion
  32. Being comfy
  33. All nice girls have been interned in a special camp, I just have to find it.
  34. Radio 3
  35. Being in bed generally (not in a rude way)
  36. Being in bed (in a rude way)
  37. Chums
  38. Sand
  39. iPhone
  40. Telly
  41. Bacon sarnie
  42. Letters
  43. Sawing things (you feel like your dad)
  44. Waxing boots
  45. Pink things
  46. Talking crap
  47. The word 'chipper'
  48. Being tired
  49. Beethoven
  50. Beanie hats
  51. Candles
  52. Showers
  53. Fresh coffee
  54. Christmas
  55. Taking a moment
  56. Fish fingers
  57. Guitars
  58. Lists
  59. Maps
  60. Gmail
  61. Buckaroo
  62. The word 'snick'
  63. Instant messenger
  64. Charity shops
  65. Pepper
  66. Whistling
  67. Breakfast
  68. Sexy underwear
  69. Having a cherry tree outside your window
  70. Hot towels from the heated towel rail
  71. Clean hair
  72. Duvets
  73. The Simpsons
  74. Mouse with a scroll wheel
  75. Winning
  76. Losing and not minding
  77. People asking you how your day was
  78. Curry
  79. Inflatable things
  80. Dips
  81. Things to dip in the dip eg crisps
  82. Crackling
  83. A really amazingly sharp knife
  84. Coming home after being away
  85. Peanuts (the comic, not the snack)
  86. Going to the pictures
  87. Nigella
  88. A big lads' night in
  89. Making things out of Blu-Tack
  90. MP3s
  91. Exes you still talk to
  92. Cornwall
  93. Pastry
  94. Bob van Asperen
  95. Being adequately prepared
  96. Checking things into Git
  97. Wood
  98. Stars
  99. Getting back from the shops and looking at the stuff you bought
  100. When you let someone in on the motorway and they blip their hazard lights to say thanks